http://omegle.com/

Inspired by /b/

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You: hey
Stranger: hi im girl 14 years old searching for boy/girl friend 14-15 years not bad boy and bad girl thanks
You: I'm 45... still interested?
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You: hi
Stranger: hhhhiiii
Stranger: waz up dog?
You: how are you?
Stranger: good. chillin in the hood
Stranger: u?
You: lol
You: chillin in rich white suburbia
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You: what's up?
Stranger: being horny. u?
You: depends
Stranger: i am a girl..;)
You: have a cam? ^^
Stranger: nawhh.
You: D;
Stranger: i used it to much....
You: broken?
Stranger: yepp
You: sorry then dude.
You: good luck hunting for straight guys, lol
Stranger: yahh haha
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You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: what's up?
Stranger: sup
Stranger: wont u lead the talk?
You: sure!
You: how old are you so I don't go overboard?
Stranger: 22
You: awesome
Stranger: u
You: so the other day you and I were off in the sex shop looking at dildos, when I notice your large bulging package staring at me.
You: I couldn't help but want it. I wanted to violate you tight asshole while holding your manhood, stroking and caressing it with my rough callused hands.
Stranger: = =
You: My mouth salivated as I thrust into you and violated your tight asshole, as the tearing of flesh provided lubrication for my thrusts
Stranger: gay？
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You: Can I rape you?
Stranger: get a life.
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You: are you fat?
Stranger: oh yeah, I'm a fucking sumo. Way to start a conversation, lol
Stranger: No, I'm a size 4
You: lies
Stranger: What makes you say so?
You: cuz
You: this is the internets
You: it has fat people and aids
Stranger: Who knows? you could be a 42 year old who's too chubbed to get out of bed.
You: yeah
You: because this is the internet
Stranger: indeed
You: it has fat people and aids
Stranger: I'll remember that. The internet has fat people and aids
Stranger: Wait
Stranger: and emo people
You: yeah, i said aids
Stranger: HAHA!
Stranger: good one.
You: can i stick my lil asian pecker in your pooper now
Stranger: No. Asians are a big turn off.
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You: what's up?
Stranger: hi im kristen u get to ask 6 questions and then i will disconnect unless you interest me
You: hmm...
You: In great detail what is the one sexual fantasy you've had that you're most ashamed of.
Stranger: having sex in a park
Stranger: 5 more
You: that wasn't in great detail D;
Stranger: 5 more
You: pfft
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 18
Stranger: 4 more
You: What are your life priorities?
Stranger: be happy. make a difference. witness a miracle. save a life.
Stranger: 3 more
Stranger: (excellent question btw)
You: what have you done to achieve your priorities?
Stranger: i work in the community a lot. do what makes me happy. and get involved
Stranger: 2 more
You: what constitutes a miracle?
Stranger: im not exactly sure but ill know it when i see it.
Stranger: 1 more
Stranger: make it count
You: why are all of your answers so lame?
Stranger: heres a final answer for u. spend less time getting a boner and focus on what u can do to make a better life for ur self you low life ass hole.
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: stranger
You: 13 pedo /b/
Stranger: you mean you aer 13?
You: yeah, i aer 13
Stranger: from?
You: /b/
Stranger: what place is b?
You: its over there
Stranger: oh, 
Stranger: i live in N
You: lies
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Stranger: heya
You: are you a pedo?
You: are you 13?
Stranger: yes, yes
You: are you from /b/?
Stranger: what's /b/?
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Stranger: Hi, are you a horny girl?
You: I can be if you want me to.
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You: i love you long time
Stranger: isnt that a song?
You: you have mastercard or visa?
Stranger: both
You: oh okay
You: i just need help to get out of nigeria
You: stuck here, need plane ticket
You: 19 f florida
You: where you live?
Stranger: nigeria
Stranger: bitch
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You: HI HOW ARE YOU?!?!?!
Stranger: Horny?
You: Depends
Stranger: M or f?
You: m or f?
Stranger: Male or female
You: I asked first
Stranger: F
You: lez?
Stranger: Noo
You: bi?
Stranger: Noo
You: really a man?
Stranger: Yeah
You: lol
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You: abcdefg
You: hijklmnop
You: qrstuv
You: wxyz
You: now i know mah abcs
Stranger: asl?
You: actually
You: its abc
Stranger: what do you mean/?
You: not asl
You: abc
You: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Stranger: mukamu
You: um
You: no
You: mnopqrs
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You: rape me
Stranger: are you an m or f
You: JUST DO It
Stranger: alright. fine
Stranger: youre a guy
Stranger: which is great cause so am i
You: damnit you are so friggin slow
You: bend over
Stranger: ok
You: BAM
You: BAM
You: BAM
You: BAM
You: mmm
Stranger: (moan)
Stranger: (moan)
Stranger: (moan)
You: i squirted mah aids in your ass
You: lulz u gonna die
Stranger: i can already feel the T-cells dying
Stranger: now you can rape me forever
You: no thanks
You: i got others to infect
You: peace out
Stranger: want me to blow you?
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Stranger: hi
You: cancer
Stranger: you are a cancer?
Stranger: I'm an Aquarius
You: i have cancer in my brain
You: just found out
You: sad
Stranger: my mistake
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: well this is awkward now
You: its okay
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: i like sporks
Stranger: they are the best
Stranger: with a spork you don't need a fork and a spoonn
You: wow
You: did you figure that out yourself?
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You: where have you been?!?!
You: i've been trying to call you all day
Stranger: indian
You: what?
You: you mean that slut from quiznos?!?
You: YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME?!?!!
Stranger: what number
You: FFS WHAT NUMBER
Stranger: u cheater
You: wtf don't tell me you changed your number AGAIN
Stranger: asl?????????plz
You: OH FUCK OFF
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Stranger: is every1 against young people on this?
You: yes
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Stranger: hi
You: hey honey
Stranger: asl?
You: my age, sex, and location haven't changed since the last time you asked
You: also
You: i've been trying to call you but your cell is off
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You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: what the heck
Stranger: i've never gotten this before
You: aids?
Stranger: it says the person i'm talking with has the ip of a registered sex offender
Stranger: wtf...
Stranger: whats a sex offender
You: remember that time your uncle and you went into the barn and showed firemans?
Stranger: he said that was special tickle...
You: and them the pony's red rocket came out
Stranger: TOO MANY MEMORIES
You: and your milked it for grandma?
Stranger: YOURE A BAD MAN
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You: no
Stranger: Hii, I'm a 14 year old girll. Wbbu
You: Hii, I'm a 73 year old pedo. Asdf
Stranger: Aww, so u have no lifer?
Stranger: Thatts sad
Stranger: Bikii
You: wut
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You: i did the aids
Stranger: dont kill your sister
You: oops
Stranger: every f hs dat
Stranger: in a room
You: your face is a mushroom
Stranger: yes i know
You: k
Stranger: fuck 
You: wherE?
Stranger: A hip
You: no thanks
Stranger: hi
You: OH HAIi
Stranger: ok
You: are you dead yet
Stranger: yep
You: k
Stranger: IS tdaoyn 'tth iarlswtayy,s mydr finrki ebnedser.,
You: imma eating mushroom
Stranger: you fuck
You: ZOMG WTF SO HIGH
Stranger: popcorn?
You: WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME
Stranger: not english?
You: PANDAS
Stranger: ok bye
You: MAULING PINK TURTLES
Stranger: next!
You: SAVE THEM
You: ASDF
Stranger: Gotcha bitch! 
Stranger: hello
You: CRAP
Stranger: Happy birthday to youuuu!
You: THE GNOMES GAVE ME VAGINAS
Stranger: yea
You: CAN I HAVE IT
Stranger: and u?
You: THE TACOS
Stranger: 哈囉
You: THE TACOS ARE BLEEDING
You: FFS
Stranger: The only reason the color pink still exists is because Chuck Norris is color blind. 
Stranger: motherfuker
You: ELMO WANTS MOAR TEA
Stranger: u ve lost me
You: IN HIS EARS
Stranger: hi
You: IS THIS NORMALS
Stranger: huh?
You: OH NOES
You: GROVER
Stranger: You really think youre gonna find a horny girl please??
You: FUCKER ATE ELMOS CACTUS BABY
Stranger: I'm naked right now. Wanna touch my boobs!?
Stranger: fine?
You: IMMA STABBIN HIM
Stranger: im mad
You: BIG BIRD
Stranger: make sure
You: I NEED RELOAD
Stranger: are you?
You: I NEEED A FUCKING RELOAD
Stranger: wut
You: OUT OF CRAYONS
Stranger: m or f
You: FUKIN LOVE COLORING
Stranger: where re you from
You: POOP ON MY CHEST
You: WAIT
You: WAT
Stranger: 다 필요없어
You: NOES
You: NOESN
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: fgvjdgvhfgveda
Stranger: oh noooooooooooooo
You: MMM
Stranger: 2nd stranger, tits or gtfo
Stranger: man ?
Stranger: hmm ? yeah sure :D
Stranger: thats better
You: CAN I HAZ CORNFLAKES?
Stranger: im female
You: PLZ
Stranger: hi
Stranger: As you didn't say anything for 30 seconds I'm disconnecting now. As you might have noticed I'm not a human, I'm a bot for Omegle saying random things. If you wanna contact my owner, take a look at www.the-compiler.org - have a nice day!
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You: wut
Stranger: wat
You: idk
You: i pushed the button
Stranger: in the butt
You: no
You: not the butt
Stranger: yes
You: your face is a butt
Stranger: u like butt?
You: yeah
Stranger: nice
You: i like butts that aren't faces
Stranger: u like penis?
You: i like my penis
Stranger: nice
Stranger: can i see
You: http://tinyurl.com/y9ww8vh
Stranger: i like u
You: o rly
You: do you like mudkips?
Stranger: wat
You: imma asian
Stranger: ur lame
Stranger: the game
You: ur mom is lame
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Stranger: I have autism.
Stranger: HELP ME!!!
You: yay!
You: well
You: my anus is bleeding
Stranger: Oh no.
You: cuz i have cancer in my butt
Stranger: You should get that checked out.
You: orly
Stranger: Maybe
You: sister says its normal
Stranger: Anyways back to my autism.
You: happens once a month
Stranger: HELP!!!!!!!!
Stranger: NOOOOO!!!!!!!
Stranger: AUTISM!!!!!!!!!
You: OH HAI
You: ITS HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY
Stranger: ITS TAKING OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: GO GO GO
Stranger: IM DYING!!!!!!!!!!
You: R YOU ROCKIN
Stranger: AAAAAAHHHHJHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
You: FORWARD
You: BACK
You: FORWARD
You: BACK
Stranger: ...
You: FORWARD
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ...
You: BACK
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ..
You: DANCE WITH ME
Stranger: Im dead now.
You: NOES
Stranger: My autism killed me.
Stranger: Im a ghost.
You: lies
Stranger: I can go through stuff!!!
You: ghosts don't have intertubes
Stranger: WHEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Im gonnna scare people now.
Stranger: BOO!
Stranger: Did i scare you?
You: you suck
Stranger: Awww.
Stranger: Guess that doesn't work over the internet
You: hang on imma call billywitch doctor dot com
Stranger: You know, being a ghost is kind of fun.
Stranger: Ok, you do that.
You: k
You: he says he has one convienent locations
Stranger: Im gonna go peep in some bathrooms.
You: in africa
You: u in africa?
Stranger: Oh good, Ill just float over there.
You: k
Stranger: I wonder if i can breathe underwater...
You: you don't breathe
Stranger: Oh right, nevermind.
Stranger: HOLY SHIT!!!!
Stranger: I see god!!!!!!!
Stranger: He sneezed.
Stranger: What do i say?
You: dude j00 should have researched the astral plane before going all deadified
You: you're just gonna piss him off
Stranger: Saying bless you doesn't seem right.
Stranger: Ill just give him a tissue.
Stranger: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
You: dude
Stranger: NOW HES HAVING AN EPIC BATTLE WITH SATAN!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: THEY HAVE LIGHTSABERS!!!!!!
You: holy shit in all caps in front of god will get you kickbanned
Stranger: Oh, better use normal letters then.
Stranger: Well, i gotta go.
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Stranger: asl?
You: Try another question
Stranger: sal?
Stranger: lsa?
You: ...
You: put your penis back in your pants
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You: are u 1337 h4x0r?
Stranger: what do you mean?
Stranger: i dont understand
You: do you have vagina?
Stranger: i have four in my bells. am i cow?
You: moose say u r friend cow
You: we r dum
Stranger: you!
You: L.O.L.
Stranger: hahahahahaha
You: lets have tea party
Stranger: where are you from?
Stranger: weeeeeeeeeeee
You: i do tea party wit unckel in barn
You: we showwed our firemens
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You: penus
You: wat
Stranger: yah, you spelled that wrong. 
You: orly
You: u sm@rt
Stranger: hahha, please tell me you're under the age of 15...
Stranger: because if you're older... shit, you're outta luck. 
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You: push it
You: the button
Stranger: bop it
Stranger: twist it
Stranger: pull it
You: no
Stranger: yes
You: push it
Stranger: you will
You: no
You: its your job
Stranger: YOU WILL BOP IT
You: *pulls pistol*
You: YOU WILL PUSH TAHT BUTTON
Stranger: EXTREEEEEEEEEME
You: PUSH THAT FUCKING BUTTON
Stranger: SPIN IT
Stranger: SHOVE IT
You: ...
Stranger: SUCK IT
Stranger: DAMN RIGHT YOU'RE MY BITCH
Stranger: NOW BOP IT, HO
You: imma puttin aids in j00 chili
Stranger: BOP
Stranger: IT
Stranger: FUCKER
Stranger: FIRE EVERYTHING
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You: snacks
You: i require snacks
Stranger: in my vagina
You: OH HAI
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Stranger: hi, how are you?
You: FUCKING BOT
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
You: GO DIAFOA
Stranger: Here is a picture of me: http://i49.tinypic.com/jqni2o.jpg do you think i'm hot?
You: NO
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: http://www.matchsingles.org/click/md4923873f/amanda471/ (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)
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Stranger: hey
You: hey hun
You: wassup
Stranger: are u female?
You: of course!
You: :D
Stranger: nice are u horny girl?
You: OH YEAH IMMA ASIAN
You: sry caps
You: u have amerikan large cock?
Stranger: oh yes
You: oh
You: HAI
You: i lower my flat chest into your face
You: my nipplesss r lactating
You: mmm
Stranger: mmm
You: mmmm
Stranger: do u have pix?
You: fuk yeah
Stranger: can u show some plz
You: http://tinyurl.com/y9ww8vh
You: i'm so hot right now
Stranger: have u pic of urself?
You: thats me honey
You: i'm shaved clean now
You: my lil puzzy is wetified
You: wanna lube my ass?
Stranger: yes
You: mmm
You: grab that pain brush and slather mai
You: oh goddd
You: or god
You: i can't wait
You: raam me with ur sausage
You: mak me cumz
You: GO
You: THUNDERCROTCH
You: GO GO GO
You: i luv it wen u twiddle mah balls
You: mmm
You: GO GO GO
You: RAM ME ASDFASDF
You: ASDFASDF
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You: impress me with something
Stranger: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilocovolcononucleosis
You: is that it?
Stranger: excuse me, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniosis
Stranger: thats it
Stranger: you are impressed
Stranger: FUCK YOU
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Stranger: hi
You: say something smart
Stranger: horny straight male, 24 england
Stranger: :)
You: you know, I keep losing more and more faith in humanity
Stranger: well
Stranger: i'm just proving that you should have faith
Stranger: in that we will continue to prosper
You: I suppose things can only get better
Stranger: via our unsatiable libidos
Stranger: :)
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Stranger: m/f
You: hermaphrodite
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Stranger: Greetings my Lord
You: Why aren't you bowing?
Stranger: Im sorry my lord. *gives deep bow*
Stranger: How may i serve my lord?
You: I shall grant you this one mercy, lest a whip cross your back.
You: You shall seek out the fairest maiden in my land and bring her to me at once!
Stranger: Alas, all the fair maidens were killed in your last raid against the peasants...
You: Then bring me your daughter!
Stranger: I only have a son my lord. Shall i search for a maiden of another servants daughter?
You: No, you shall bring me your son at once!
Stranger: At once my lord
Stranger: *Fetches son*
Stranger: What do you wish to do with him? Go hunting the pheasants again?
You: Now remove his clothes and hold him down while I exercise my lordly prerogatives.
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You: OH HAII
Stranger: hi
You: asl
Stranger: Fat Pig's like Jesus Yai re jangmin Push Push Push your mother mother mother jotburalgateunsaekkiya michinneomah ㅋ
You: orly
You: do you like mudkips?
Stranger: jkjk
Stranger: jkkjbh
Stranger: ufgcjhb ㅡ
Stranger: TLQKF
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: male or female
You: pleasure meeting you
Stranger: ??
You: since you're asking, i assume the correct answer is female
Stranger: r u really a female
You: yeah, 13 with a tight ass
Stranger: ur 13
You: or 17
Stranger: alright that better i am 17 to
Stranger: i am a male
You: plow me honey
Stranger: were u live
You: north pole
You: only in winter though
Stranger: o ok
Stranger: were do u realy live
You: north pole
You: srsly
Stranger: o ok
You: one ferris research base
Stranger: o thats cool
Stranger: r u pretty
You: we look after the polar bears
Stranger: o nice
You: yeah i'm pretty
Stranger: nice
Stranger: boob size
You: you'll just have to see for yourself
Stranger: can i see wat i will be fucking
You: http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamia_rayé
You: i have a pic there
You: don't ask
You: someone wrote the article on me cause my dad is a doctor
Stranger: u r a animals
You: of course
You: were you expecting celery?
Stranger: i dont
Stranger: know
You: can we just get to it now?
Stranger: well u got to get to my house
You: alright
You: need to take ice breaker to the USS Prugh
You: then i can get flights to the USA
You: you in the states?
Stranger: yea maryland
You: awesome
You: can you pick me up at bwi?
Stranger: no i only have my permit
You: oh :(
Stranger: sorry
You: but honey
Stranger: i will fuck u harder then u have ever been fucked just get to my house
You: well i'lll need money for a rental
You: can you paypal to me?
Stranger: i dont havve money i just bought a new pair of skiis
You: well how the fuck am i supposed to get there?
You: i'm so horny
Stranger: can ur dad or something pay. 
You: MY DAD IS DEAD
Stranger: u just said he was a docotr
You: HE WAS
Stranger: o i am sorry
You: :(
You: and my mom is jsut a whore in the navy
Stranger: if u find a way to get to my house i will put my big dick into ur tight pussy
You: god is it tight too
Stranger: is my 12 inch dick going to fit in there
You: might have to go up my pooper
Stranger: i would gladly put it up ur ass
You: alright honey
Stranger: can my 12 inch dick fit in ur tight pussy
You: email me at gillian@secret.mm.st when you have some money
You: *kisses*
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You: imma fishin
You: for noobs
You: *wiggles hook*
Stranger: ??
You: oh hai
You: lovely day
You: would you like to play?
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Stranger: hi
You: i hope you aren't as dumb as the others
Stranger: well, if I said I wasn't, I'd be arrogant ^^
You: are you looking for pics of titties and such?
Stranger: lol, I have google if I want that ^^
You: okay
You: then what brings you here
Stranger: iunno
Stranger: what brings you here?
You: i enjoy watching people act like retards, and then posting them to my site for friends to laugh at
Stranger: lol
You: unfortunately, you don't seem to qualify
Stranger: I wish I had the heart for that, honestly
Stranger: what's your site?
You: http://www.gentoo-pr0n.org/omegles
Stranger: lol!
Stranger: I used to love gentoo
You: wow
You: you actually installed gentoo?
Stranger: I even bought a tshirt ^^
Stranger: oh yeah, several times
Stranger: I even maintained a system for over a year
Stranger: well, a couple in fact
You: i think you get the award for most intelligent person to grace my screen today
Stranger: is that saying much?
You: not really
Stranger: D;
You: though since you claim to not be stupid, i shall invite you to our random friend pit, on IRC, Freenode, channel #gentoo-pr0n
You: i am krushia
Stranger: lol, I never claimed to not be stupid
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Stranger: tell me a secret.
You: ii have a large brain
Stranger: orly?
Stranger: how so?
You: rly
You: i eat lots of tacos
You: tacos are good for brains
Stranger: yummy
Stranger: TTTTRRRRRRROOOOOOOOLLLLLLL
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You: did i just get laid?

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Stranger: hii
Stranger: asl?
You: no i will not show you my tits
Stranger: lol
Stranger: hahahahahaha
Stranger: you gay person
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Stranger: Heya
You: say something intelligent
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Stranger: hiya
You: i like things that make us go
You: can you make us go?
Stranger: hmm.
Stranger: specify
You: tacos
You: lots of tacos
You: i require tacos
You: now
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Stranger: horny?
You: depends
You: are you 12?
Stranger: nop.
You: 23?
Stranger: no.
You: 15?
Stranger: one year older.
You: no
You: not horny
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey stranger
You: hey you
Stranger: whats new
You: well
You: i've been raped 12 times in 5 minutes
Stranger: ouch?
You: could be worse
Stranger: yes...t could
Stranger: were you literally raped just now
You: yeah
Stranger: did you call the police
You: i called pedobear
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ?
You: !
Stranger: ^
You: o_0
Stranger: asl?
You: 8======D
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hows it goin?
You: oh, i was just trying to find batteries for my dildo
You: ugh
You: i got one
You: need another
Stranger: thats good! what good is a dildo that has no batteries? i guess the old in-out in-out just doesnt come up to snuff for you. take it from a clock or something
You: got any AAA's?
You: mine are all dead
You: pedobear was here all night
Stranger: shit, what good are AAAs for anyways besides dildos? i never fuckin use them. hey guess what?
You: wat?
You: you're a panda?
Stranger: shit. you ruined the surprise! but, its now 1200. november is done with. i can finaly shave my face. so im sorry to end this lovely conversation, but my shit scruff needs to come off. 
You: oh alright
You: go peel the shit off your face
Stranger: will do! good night darling. may your sexual desires be over stimulating!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: how big is your schlong?
Stranger: 10"
You: hang on, my lie detector is going off
Stranger: really, who is it pointing to
You: k i hit snooze
Stranger: ok
You: now where were we
You: oh yeah
Stranger: i dont know
You: you were looking for tight preteen ass
Stranger: sure
You: and i was about to paste a pedobear
Stranger: haha awesome!
You: or not
You: he ran
You: http://pedobear.org/
You: good enough
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 23 m Canada
You: entertain me
You: wat
You: canada
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: engage
You: the fun
You: please
Stranger: Start your ENGINES!
You: no
You: NEVAR!!!
Stranger: Bu-but. :c
Stranger: The engines ~
You: i ate them
You: sorry
Stranger: It's okay, I forgive you of course. c:
You: we could use this banana instead
Stranger: How could that start the car though? :O
You: what car
You: oh
You: taht car
You: um...
You: accidentally the cliff
Stranger: xD Haha.
Stranger: Whatcha' up to?
You: eating pandas
Stranger: Yummmm.
You: getting kinda full
You: i have a few more babies if you're hungry
Stranger: oh YES! please, I hunt babies for a living.
You: here
You: *snaps neck*
Stranger: *sucks out vital organs* mmm, good.
You: the things breed faster than i can consume
You: dunno why
Stranger: Haha, true.
You: on my planet they have lost the ability to hump
Stranger: They duplicate like cells?
Stranger: sex
You: oh
You: hai
You: how big is your penus?
Stranger: PINGAS
Stranger: like 7000-ft long
You: orly
You: well, its girth taht really matters
You: mine's 1.27 Km diameter
Stranger: aw. :c I got beat
You: better luck next time
Stranger: *puts in another coin* THIS MACHINE IS RIGGED.
You: http://www.gentoo-pr0n.org/omegles
You: yes it is
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Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: dance
You: DANCE
You: EVERYBODY DAANCE!!!!
You: wait
You: wat
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: IQ
Stranger: 124
Stranger: yourself?
You: 122
Stranger: So that means I am smarter than you?
You: well, you have to consider test accuracy
Stranger: Fair enough
Stranger: One of us could also be lying
You: could be
You: i bet we both have a vagina though
Stranger: Ah possibly
Stranger: Or we`re both waiting for the other to suggest some gay bondage cyber sex
You: perhaps
You: or we both have our own collection of rofl, such as http://www.gentoo-pr0n.org/omegles
You: and are trying to lure the other into epic fail
Stranger: Quite true
Stranger: Or maybe we both secretly have fetishes for omegle conversations that go nowhere, and don`t even seem sexual
You: well
You: perhaps
Stranger: Good talk
Stranger: ciao
You: i could paste a giant penis to spark the mood
Stranger: Ah in that case
Stranger: I will wait around
You: ___ 
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You: FUCKING SITE
You: ZOMG
You: DIAF
Stranger: Balls
Stranger: Seems to have no worked
You: accidentally
Stranger: Good attempt though
You: well
You: good day to you
Stranger: And you as well
Stranger: cheers
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Stranger: hi
You: age
Stranger: 19
You: ...
You: IQ
Stranger: dnt knw 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: oh
You: hai
Stranger: ello
You: entertain me
You: please
Stranger: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!
You: ZOMG ITS HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY!!
Stranger: no its a quote!
Stranger: its being YELLED!
You: NO REALLY
You: ITS HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY!!!!
Stranger: oh haha
Stranger: do you like twilight?
You: the wat
Stranger: new moon
You: its not a new moon
Stranger: -.- you're a silly fool
You: so are you
Stranger: no...i've read all 4...
You: four wat
You: http://www.gentoo-pr0n.org/omegles
You: crap
You: errr
Stranger: thats what she said
Stranger: are you into bondage?
Stranger: type fast!
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ...!!!
You: you mean like duct taping one's asscrack and clamping jumper cables to nutsacks?
Stranger: no, light bondage
Stranger: hog ties and such
You: you mean like using bungee cords to spread one's labia?
Stranger: if you want i guess
You: k
You: where are you? i'll catch the next flight
Stranger: have you ever had cybersex??? you stink lol!
Stranger: -.-
Stranger: CYBER!
You: waht are you, 12?
Stranger: 14 idiot
Stranger: what are you 45?
You: 13
Stranger: well im older! asle
You: srsly
You: you are a fucking virgin
You: get out of here
Stranger: no i've had cyber sex Ahole!
Stranger: you get out pervert
You: lulz
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: m/f?
Stranger: go ahead...
You: http://pedobear.org/
Stranger: no, i want to cyber with you not on an adult site
You: you must be from mexico or something
Stranger: no texas
You: same thing
You: can tell because of how immature you are
Stranger: im 14..........
You: and i'm 13
Stranger: and you're a cybersex fail
Stranger: come on you take 2 hours to type
Stranger: well goodbye nerd
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, how are you?
You: better than you
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
You: OH STFU
Stranger: Here is my ImageShack album: http://img410.imageshack.us/g/img0056o.jpg/ do you think I'm hot?
You: GO DIAF
You: FUCKING BOT
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/ (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hewwo
Stranger: Hi
You: i have nipples
You: of glory
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi there
Stranger: hey
You: are you... fuzzy?
Stranger: is that your secret word
You: nope
You: secret word is a secret
You: or it was
Stranger: hehe, all right ^-^
You: you haven't answered the question
Stranger: oh. well, if you mean my chin, no. Im a female
You: hmm
You: so you aren't a panda?
Stranger: not since I last checked
You: good
You: you should be careful
You: they lurk in the shadows
You: are you armed?
Stranger: nope, I think I can take on a panda though
You: ha!
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 15, you?
You: 27
Stranger: male or female?
You: male
You: http://pedobear.org/
You: stay informed
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: He
Stranger: Hey*
You: hello there
Stranger: where u from?
You: earth
You: you?
Stranger: same
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Stranger: Hey
You: hewwo
Stranger: Woman?
You: lemme check
Stranger: OK
You: close enough
Stranger: Oh thats good
Stranger: How close?
You: well
Stranger: Hmm
You: you like poo holes?
Stranger: Not really..
You: hmm
You: i have ears
Stranger: So do I
You: orly
Stranger: Weird..
You: OPERATION THUNDERCROTCH IS A GO
You: BAM BAM BAM
You: YOU MAH BITCH
Stranger: NIGGER
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You: yep
Stranger: hey
Stranger: yeah?
You: yeah man
You: thats what i said
You: then she was all like
You: ZOMG I WANT THAT TACO
You: but i wasn't gonna just hand it over
Stranger: i feel ya
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You: is this the ball pit?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 19 m usa... looking for some fun. willing to do a cam show :)
Stranger: hey
You: wtf
You: 17 f usa
You: shaved
Stranger: hey
Stranger: nice nice
Stranger: u interested in some fun?
You: i have brain cancer
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: howdy
Stranger: how are you?
You: lemme guess
You: you are a pedo looking for a girl with a tight pooper
Stranger: nah, i am just bored
You: orly
Stranger: yeah
You: that's odd
Stranger: well then again, what are you looking for?
You: a girl with a tight pooper
Stranger: well tbh
Stranger: i am looking for mudkips
You: oh
Stranger: i just love mudkips
You: well
Stranger: i want as many as i can get
Stranger: over 9000
Stranger: so, how long you been on /b/

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: orly
Stranger: wat is ur favorite porn site
You: google.com
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